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March 25th, 2015

Der feine Herr Semak meint in etwa das gleiche wie ich letzten Monat, schlägt jedoch gegenteilige Maßnahmen vor.

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hakantee Zwei Texte zu Maischberger, beide kommen zu einem vernichtenden Urteil sueddeutsche.de/medien/maischb… und faz.net/aktuell/feuill…

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davefranklin THEY ARE ON THE EQUATOR OF HIS TORSO. YOU’LL SEE.

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davefranklin For any new followers, I am a one man WOODWARD & BERNSTEIN on this subject, blowing the lid off the story: Tom Cruise’s nipples are low.

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davefranklin Looks like there’s some shirtless Cruise scenes in Mission Impossible Rogue Nation, so you can all see evidence of his LOW NIPPLES.

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