The year comes to an end which means it is award season. So. With no further ado, drumroll please…
I present the highly anticipated, highly objective, totally honest and massively awesome hirnrekorder TV awards of 2012.
Best mother/son relationship: Malory and Sterling Archer – Archer
Best Father/Son relationship: Walter and Walter Jr. White – Breaking Bad
Best male/female friendship with no sexual tension whatsoever: Tie between Peggie/Don – Mad Men / Leslie/Ron – Parks’n’Rec
Best self-important small town: Parks and Recreation
Best breakfast food: WE HAVE A TIE EVERYBODY!!1! Parks’n’Rec / Breaking Bad
Best cocktails: Archer
Best dinner: The one with Maggie Smith – Downton Abbey
Best tea: The one at 4 o’clock Downton Abbey
Best burger: The one with the pun – Bobs Burgers
Best chase scene: The one with Dana and the boyfriend in the car – Homeland
Best gun fight: Every single one – Archer
Best abs: Oliver Queen – Arrow
Best breasts: Lana – Archer (close runner up: Jessica Brody – Homeland)
Best sex scene: Hannah and Adam – Girls
Best alien: Falling Skies (I guess)
Best humans looking like aliens: The Observers – Fringe
Best horrible person: The horrible brother with the filthy beard – The League
Best crazy person: Walter Bishop – Fringe
Best parents: The Whites – Breaking Bad
Best hero: A Tie between Raylan Givens – Justified and Leslie Knope – Parks’n’Rec
Best villain: Malcolm Tucker – The Thick of It
Best woman: Peggy Olsen – Mad Men
Best man: Louie – Louie
Best child: Louies girls – Louie
Best supporting cast: Every judge – The Good Wife
Best cursing: Malcolm Tucker – The Thick of It
Best name of a character: Turo Escalante – Luck
Best performance of a man, older than 30 shorter than 5 feet: Peter Dinklage – Game of Trones
Best talking to a horse: Nick Nolte – Luck
Best beard: Saul Berenson – Homeland
Best hair (male): Roger Sterling – Mad Men
Best hair (female): Rayna James (Connie Britton) – Nashville
Best impersonation: Leslie Knope does Tom – Parks’n’Rec
Best depiction of a city: New Orleans – Treme
Best car: Pontiac Aztek – Breaking Bad
Nastiest product placement – Microsoft Surface – Suburgatory
Most conflicted person: Huck – Scandal
Best cheesy editing: Scandal
Best cinematography: Downton Abbey
Best opening: the dogs arse – Downton Abbey
Best confession of love: Deb to Dex – Dexter
Best TV news production: The Newsroom
Best Knight in shining armor: Will McAvoy – The Newsroom
Best music: Treme
Best Disco Dance: Mindy in a disco – The Mindy Project
Best sword fighting: Revolution
Best submarine action sequence: Last Resort
Best screen adaptation of a Wikipedia page: Game of Thrones
Best screwing the viewers: How I Met Your Mother
Biggest disappointment: Homeland
Biggest surprise: We have a tie again. Dexter / The Walking Dead
Best screwing other people: Big Brother
Best singing and dancing: Smash
Most hit and miss: Hit & Miss
Best show alike Friends: Happy Endings
Favourite hate watch show: The Newsroom
Best reference to another show: The one with the Friends reference (OH NO I DIDN’T!) – Happy Endings
Character who should have been killed off long ago: Nicolas Brody – Homeland
Most obvious use of music to elict emotion: Coldplay – Fix You – The Newsroom
Best comedy: Louie
Best drama: Breaking Bad
Best foreign show: Borgen
Totally not getting any awards: 2 Broke Birls