The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @die_krabbe ever

September 12th, 2015

@derTorstn kingsmen. Bloß nicht Jupiter Ascending.

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What a year Oscar Isaac has.

Just saying.

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Can someone recommend an entertaining movie without depth? I’m pretty drunk and have two pounds of meat on my plate.

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I’m pretty content with my Kindle but for comics an iPad mini would be nice.

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@peternoster ohne powerbank würde ich gar nicht mehr über den Tag kommen. Kosten ja zum Glück nix mehr.

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Colbert is making all the jokes Stewart made two months ago.

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@dasnuf eigentlich hätten deine Kinder Alpacaköpfe verdient.

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Broiler Room.

Kchkch.

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Clearly a socially awkward team-sports-guy.

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There are guys with the most impressive physique but then they wear 5/8 pants and the ugliest glasses.

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@3jH @searchparty dass du dich daran noch erinnerst. :)

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