The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @die_krabbe ever

September 7th, 2015

@The_Smoking_GNU I was looking for some light fluff. And The Rock is almost always inherently watchable. Not this time.

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SAN ANDREAS - The most terrible CGI destruction porn with horrific green screen you can imagine. It is oh so bland and weightless.

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I have so much to say right now but it would be only really bad stuff, so I’ll spare all of us.
I’ll just leave you with this:

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Now we’ll conveniently use the couple of minutes this handy plane fuels up to work out the past decade of family baggage.

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Right. The new stepfather guy is a complete tool. What else is new?

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„We checked. We double checked. We reset all the instruments and then we triple checked.”

Actual dialog from a 2015 Hollywood blockbuster.

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sure… the asian scientist guy is the first one to die…
hollywood in 2015

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@Zirkusmanege @Zeilenkino ja. Es ist ja nur das abgefahrene Leben Escobars, was es zu Beginn recht schaubar macht.

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@Zeilenkino und nach Folge fünf wird es auch noch richtig langweilig.

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Warum entschuldigen sich Frank und Fefe eigentlich vor jeder Sendung? Mittlerweile sollte klar sein, dass eine kommt, wenn Sie Zeit haben.

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@Zeilenkino quält es dich jetzt schon? Wie weit bist du denn?

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@peternoster das ist erstaunlich konstant unterhaltsam. Hätte nicht gedacht, dass er das so lange durchzieht.

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@ghostdog19 @peternoster ich bin ja ganz überrascht, dass das noch jemand anderes schaut.

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If you look at Fuquas other movies you’ll know exactly what you get from his boxing flick.
His style is more suited for THE EQUALIZER.

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In other news: SOUTHPAW is a horrible movie.

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I really don’t mean to go on about this but comparing NARCOS to GOODFELLAS is as dumb as comparing SOUTHPAW to RAGING BULL.

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