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July 15th, 2013

In den nächsten 7 Tagen dann Only God Forgives und Pacific Rim.

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Scene from what has to be the best Archer episode of last season. imageshack.us/a/img835/1965/…

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@PThlig I know. he should convert to tight end. You watch the NFL regularly?

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@PThlig Paul Westhead’s coaching tenure at LMU features his high-scoring run-and-gun offense and players such as Bo Kimble and Hank Gathers

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@PThlig What does the Knicks have to do with Tebow? Or did I not get a joke?

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@PThlig Hey, they got that awesome dude that prays a lot. He must’ve made that team better, right? RIGHT?!?

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@PThlig true. But totally unrelated, I watched a very good basketball documentary. It was ESPN30by30 - The game of Go.

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@PThlig I didn’t watch one full game of the Jets last year. I am in no position to talk. The year before he was great though.

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@PThlig my brain filtered that out. Didn’t even register that one.

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@PThlig were there sports related NY news?

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Every short story of cause has its outtakes.
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@The_Smoking_GNU cause of the brain eating? Would be fun though.

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Following: A short story in 5 gifs.

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That show is so stupid it’s not even worth talking shit about it.
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Why did they cast a new boy as s son? The old one was so cute.
So maybe because he was getting old.

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The props, they use as opened heads look exactly like that.

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I could do a Dexter live tweeting if you are up for it but I think I can contain myself.

*monitors follower count*

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When The does not suck as much it’s only half the fun.

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Tune in newt week when Will McAvoy will return in his usual role as knight in shining armor.

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The famous clap on the head.

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Here is the preachiness we’ve been waiting for.

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Why do you always give me your resume?

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@largewhiteguy dass scheinbar niemand weiter als E02 geschaut hat spricht wohl Bände.

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PERIOD! I said period. That makes everthing more true. PERIOD!

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So true. RT @therealstief: Patel’s character is the ‘s Kalinda.

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@therealstief Sonst sieht man doch nicht, wie sie sich abarbeiten.

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OF CAUSE THEY ARE ON SPEAKER! WOMEN ARE TERRIBLE WITH EVERYDAY TECHNOLOGY. WE KNOW!

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Dial up the name joke. Again.

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The main reason I don’t like The are all the workplace love triangles. A show can totatlly live without that.

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The - wait for it - sorority girl is actually on the show.

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You can see them all concentrating very much to get their lines right. At least they are not losing their breath anymore.

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So it seems like Will stuck with his drugs from S01.

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Finally a woman being good at her job and not shrieking like a - wait for it - sorority girl.

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@PatschBella @therealstief hate-watching ist eine langsam kultivierte Kunst.

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@ankegroener @therealstief aber ich hatte massiven Spaß an S01 und mich darüber zu echauffieren.

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@ankegroener @therealstief Ist eindeutig besser. Nicht mehr so von oben herab, weniger hysterisch, nicht mehr das scheiß Intro.

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The name confusion joke and the Kazakhstan joke in the same sentence. 3 times in a row. That’s what Sorkins finesse looks like.

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@therealstief bin in etwa 50 min bereit. sag bescheid, wann du kannst.

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Losing street cred since 2006.

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@therealstief 9ish? Können uns ja kurzfristig koordinieren. Muss noch kochen und mit dem Weib Big Brother schauen. Danach dann.

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I think the best and shortest review you can give the new is that it didn’t suck out loud.

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Also, I’m thankful that the show does not start in this fucking condescending way as it used to. Glad to see that Sorkin takes notes.

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The S02E01: not as bad as I hoped it would be but the same name joke over and over again gets very tiring.

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@Revolvermann das gewöhnt man sich schnell wieder ab. Gebe mit dem Weib zusammen 500-600€ im Monat für Lebensmittel aus. Das tut fast weh.

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The opening sequence is the Kazakhstan/Kyrgyzstan joke all over again.

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