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@The_Smoking_GNU …of declining numbers of repetitions and go as hard as you can.

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@The_Smoking_GNU if you want to program for yourself, choose 2-3 different muscle groups, find 1 exercise for each and do 3-5 sets …

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@The_Smoking_GNU there is this workout called Murph. I did that sans pull ups. Because I can’t do those.

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@The_Smoking_GNU nothing in particular. Since I don’t have a barbell, I look for body weight movements.

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@The_Smoking_GNU I try to mix it up. Today I did a crossfit workout.

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Is there a medical condition that is fear of sore muscles? I think I have that.

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ttscoff Around 2010 I had a tiny gold-plated 64GB flash stick that showed up as “TrumpsPenis” when you plugged it in.

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Loh Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!

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davefranklin In position for INSIDE OUT! Brought tissues because those evil geniuses at Pixar always know how to make me masturbate :(

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@searchparty keine Ahnung. Meinte nur die geringe Verteilung von Hermes Stationen, wenn man nicht in einer Großstadt wohnt.

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@searchparty Jupp. Ist halt im Zweifel etwas anstrengend für dem Empfänger.

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@creohn und ja, in der Nacht ist Twitter ziemlich explodiert.

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@creohn keine Sorge. Der kommt zurück :)

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@alexmatzkeit und Lifehacks liefen früher unter dem Titel “was Oma noch wusste”.

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hotdogsladies I’d love a TV show where I just eat people’s food.

I think I’d be great at that.

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hotdogsladies There’s a tv series where Guy Fieri walks into a restaurant’s kitchen and just eats their food is a thing I learned this week.

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@creohn klar. Karenzzeit ist lange vorbei.

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AmznMovieRevws Cars. pic.twitter.com/Bi8udjK6XG

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