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davefranklin “Hi, I’m Tom, MY NIPPLES ARE ON MY TORSO’S EQUATOR” pic.twitter.com/1hUAR4vpZP

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davefranklin That’s not sexist, I’m famously the guy who pointed out Tom Cruise’s LOW NIPPLES.

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davefranklin If I can make a superficial observation about Keira Knightley: she has a low bottom/short legs.

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@The_Smoking_GNU I really liked it very much. The tone was perfect and easy enough to follow. Not pretentious at all.

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kann.nicht.aufhören.zu.trinken.

6l and counting…

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@creohn laufen da die guten nicht mehr? Versuch mal Yorufukurou sites.google.com/site/yorufukur…

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@publictorsten hast du die Figuren etwa vermisst, dass du es wieder versucht hast?

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@publictorsten hahaha. Leute, die das noch immer schauen, sind do schmerzfrei, dass man denen nicht vertrauen kann.

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@iheartpluto ja. das ist so ziemlich die einzige Schwäche der Serie. Die ist so unglaublich frisch was Gesichter und Landschaft betrifft.

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@Hipsternagi ich verstehe nicht was du meinst. Formuliere mal nen vollständigen Satz :)

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@anjam_DD 95% hat mich einfach nicht interessiert. Ist nicht böse gemeint.

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@The_Smoking_GNU also, when you run 12k with no knee problems, I would guess it’s fine to run 15k as well.

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@The_Smoking_GNU 12k is my limit for a waterless run as well. At night when it’s chill it is alright. At noon, no chance.

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@The_Smoking_GNU that’s why I’m happy to have my sports field around the corner. As dull as it is to run in circles, I always have water.

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Second run over 15k (at a 5:50min/km clip). This time with no problems whatsoever.

Pretty proud of myself and my legs.

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Spiderman: Kind of a dick…

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@koffinkitten oh. Du hast natürlich Recht. Da habe ich tatsächlich den Körpergrundumsatz angegeben. Danke. ist korrigiert.

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@alexmatzkeit das macht es natürlich nicht gerade einfach.

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