The year comes to an end which means it is award season. So. With no further ado, drumroll please…
I present the highly anticipated, highly objective, totally honest and massively awesome hirnrekorder TV awards of 2012.
Best mother/son relationship: Malory and Sterling Archer - Archer
Best Father/Son relationship: Walter and Walter Jr. White - Breaking Bad
Best male/female friendship with no sexual tension whatsoever: Tie between Peggie/Don - Mad Men / Leslie/Ron - Parks’n’Rec
Best self-important small town: Parks and Recreation
Best breakfast food: WE HAVE A TIE EVERYBODY!!1! Parks’n’Rec / Breaking Bad
Best cocktails: Archer
Best dinner: The one with Maggie Smith - Downton Abbey
Best tea: The one at 4 o’clock Downton Abbey
Best burger: The one with the pun - Bobs Burgers
Best chase scene: The one with Dana and the boyfriend in the car - Homeland
Best gun fight: Every single one - Archer
Best abs: Oliver Queen - Arrow
Best breasts: Lana - Archer (close runner up: Jessica Brody - Homeland)
Best sex scene: Hannah and Adam - Girls
Best alien: Falling Skies (I guess)
Best humans looking like aliens: The Observers - Fringe
Best horrible person: The horrible brother with the filthy beard - The League
Best crazy person: Walter Bishop - Fringe
Best parents: The Whites - Breaking Bad
Best hero: A Tie between Raylan Givens - Justified and Leslie Knope - Parks’n’Rec
Best villain: Malcolm Tucker - The Thick of It
Best woman: Peggy Olsen - Mad Men
Best man: Louie - Louie
Best child: Louies girls - Louie
Best supporting cast: Every judge - The Good Wife
Best cursing: Malcolm Tucker - The Thick of It
Best name of a character: Turo Escalante - Luck
Best performance of a man, older than 30 shorter than 5 feet: Peter Dinklage - Game of Trones
Best talking to a horse: Nick Nolte - Luck
Best beard: Saul Berenson - Homeland
Best hair (male): Roger Sterling - Mad Men
Best hair (female): Rayna James (Connie Britton) - Nashville
Best impersonation: Leslie Knope does Tom - Parks’n’Rec
Best depiction of a city: New Orleans - Treme
Best car: Pontiac Aztek - Breaking Bad
Nastiest product placement - Microsoft Surface - Suburgatory
Most conflicted person: Huck - Scandal
Best cheesy editing: Scandal
Best cinematography: Downton Abbey
Best opening: the dogs arse - Downton Abbey
Best confession of love: Deb to Dex - Dexter
Best TV news production: The Newsroom
Best Knight in shining armor: Will McAvoy - The Newsroom
Best music: Treme
Best Disco Dance: Mindy in a disco - The Mindy Project
Best sword fighting: Revolution
Best submarine action sequence: Last Resort
Best screen adaptation of a Wikipedia page: Game of Thrones
Best screwing the viewers: How I Met Your Mother
Biggest disappointment: Homeland
Biggest surprise: We have a tie again. Dexter / The Walking Dead
Best screwing other people: Big Brother
Best singing and dancing: Smash
Most hit and miss: Hit & Miss
Best show alike Friends: Happy Endings
Favourite hate watch show: The Newsroom
Best reference to another show: The one with the Friends reference (OH NO I DIDN’T!) - Happy Endings
Character who should have been killed off long ago: Nicolas Brody - Homeland
Most obvious use of music to elict emotion: Coldplay - Fix You - The Newsroom
Best comedy: Louie
Best drama: Breaking Bad
Best foreign show: Borgen
Totally not getting any awards: 2 Broke Birls